My Honest Review of the £300 Neko Health Scan in Birmingham
Review: £300 Neko Health Scan in Birmingham

I never imagined feeling excited about a blood test, but watching the vial 'whoosh' from the scan room to the lab gave me a genuine thrill. Neko Health has launched its fifth global centre in Birmingham, offering a cutting-edge approach to wellness through preventive measures and early detection.

A Personal Journey to Better Health

As someone who is squeamish about blood, body scans, and health matters in general, 2026 is my declared year of peak health—a commitment I've voiced aloud to hold myself accountable. This resolve led me to try anything promising to achieve that goal, including the innovative Neko Health scan.

What the Neko Scan Involves

Priced at £299, this preventive health scan aims to shift healthcare from reactive treatment to proactive prevention. In just a few minutes, it maps millions of data points on your body, both internally and externally. The scan checks for moles, symptoms of metabolic syndrome, risk factors for stroke and heart attack, blood fats, blood sugar levels for pre-diabetes risk, skin cancer, and blood abnormalities.

My appointment lasted 1.5 hours, encompassing a body scan, blood pressure measurement, and a blood test. The standout feature was receiving results within an hour of the blood test submission—a stark contrast to my experience at a local hospital, where I waited six weeks without updates.

The High-Tech Experience

I was fascinated by the scan's efficiency, completing its mapping in about the time it takes to brew coffee at home. The process included lying on a cushioned bed for an ECG with electrodes and having blood pressure taken using inflatable rubber cuffs on my hands and feet—a novel experience, especially from the ankles.

Following the scan, I consulted with a doctor in a serene waiting room, where my results were displayed as a presentation on a large screen. This session revealed new insights, such as the need to monitor my blood pressure and eye health, prompting me to book an optician appointment upon returning to Derby.

Key Takeaways and Recommendations

Did I learn anything valuable? Absolutely. The scan provided personalised health tips, delivered via email 30 minutes after I left the building, which I plan to use as a roadmap for my 2026 fitness goals. For peace of mind and rapid results, I would recommend the Neko Health scan. It offers a comprehensive health overview, akin to a Spotify Wrapped for your body, thanks to co-founders like Spotify's Daniel Ek.

Neko Health in Birmingham, located at 10 Livery Street, B3 2NU, represents the company's third major city presence in the UK, following London and Manchester. This clinic features a high-tech suite with muted white decor and advanced scanning equipment, making it a promising option for those seeking preventive healthcare in the Midlands.